BURROW’S BASEMENT DWELLERS 145.96 VS DR.BLAKERY 176.16
The defending champ falls in week one, but what else is new. Losing their opening week matchup the last three years. But we know this team will be fine offensively but the question has always been the defense. Giving up 176.16 points is a cause for concern since this team gave uo the most points last year but thanks to their incredibly attractive and intelligent head coach Brett Wilson we know this team will be alright. Seeing the best Quaterback back in the league, Patrick Mahomes back on the field and playing well. But the true story is Trey McBride coming back and looking better than ever. Their recieving core is great but we have questions about their run game, specifically Omarion Hampton. Primed to be the bell cow back, he hasn’t done much with his oppertunities. Like Big Sean said we expect a big bounce back from the defending champs next week versus The T-Dogg experience.
Dr.Blakery with a winning record is not something we’ve seen many times. The franchise with the worst win percentage in the AKL had an offensive master class. We haven’t seen Blake Wilson this happy since buying a bottle of Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup. This offense was firing on all cylinders, from Quaterback all the way to their kicker. Using his advanced method of AI called Auto Picking his team, has drafted a really good team. JSN might be the best reciever in the league, and when Likely is with John Harbaugh his potental is limitless. We’ll have to see if this is a flash in the pan or is this a new improved team.
MYBALLS BE ACHANE 123.80 VS WASTED MAYES 121.12
With this game coming down to the wire Mayes lead for most of the game but then The Achanes brought it all the way back to win it in the final moments. Javonte Willoams scoring a touchdown in the waning moments of the game porpelled the Achanes to the win. With a no show from their tight end Kyle Pitts, we thought this team was down for the count. But rising up like The Undertaker, Williams was the hero the Achanes needed.
An absolute heartbreak for the Mayes who had a respectable performace but the coaching staff was very vocal on what they thought the issue was. With leaked texts coming out bashing their starting Quaterback Drake Maye saying “Choking Drake Maye threw three in the final moments. Nice. Brock Purdy, my backup, is looking appealing.” With high expectations and a coach who has a short leash we expect changes to happen. But will this damage the chemistry in the locker room.
WEST NILE VIRUSES 186.06 VS The T-Dogg Experience 120.26
T-Dogg got out to a lead early on, but then it was all Viruses. Being lead by the MVP front runner Josh Allen scoring a crazy 41.66 points in the opening week. But the rest of the team showed up to play. Whether it was on the ground with Derrick Henry or through the air with Zay Flowers, they were doing what ever they wanted. This is what championship teams do, dominate.
For T-Dogg their gameplan was flipped on its head after an early injury to their star reciever AJ Brown. After that everything unraveled, but there were some bright spots to chose from. Ashton Jeanty seems like the real deal at the running back position and Lamar played like his MVP self. This team has the making of a championship team but a couple early injuries could derail a promising season.

AUSTIN O. IS A HOEBO 176.56 VS JOHNSONVILLE RODSUCKERS 86.44
We don’t know what’s more impressive, the HoeBo’s offense scoring 176 points or only allowing the Rodsuckers to get to 86 points. While the game seemed close at first, the HoeBo’s came out of halftime with a fire and blew the gates wide open. With maybe the best Running Back room in the league Walker might be the best sleeper this year. He fell in the draft with many concerns but scoring 38 points in his opening game is an amazing way to start. Jonathan Taylor does what Jonathan Taylor does. Being one of the reasons the Dwellers won the championship last year. Sometimes great coaching is just riding with Taylor.
The Rodsuckers didn’t have much to cheer for throughout the game but having Bijan Robinson, who might be the best Running back in the league found some success. But he can only shoulder so much of the load. Boo birds broke out really early here, but Boble said he wasn’t fazed since he broke Pierce Thomas gate so he told us he knows what it’s like to be hated. They look to bounce back this week against Big Odle Energy.
BIG ODLE ENERGY 112.12 VS MAXIMUS STEELHAMMER 114.76
The closest game of the week was a nail biter. From start to finish this was a back and forth affair. With the STEELHAMMERS best player Jamar Chase only scoring 2 point normally that spells a loss but Christain Watson stepped up to carry the load with 34.70 points. Joe Burrow had a subpar game but a win is a win and he did just enough to escape.
For Big Odle Energy when your kicker scores the third most points on your team you most likely will lose that game.A heroic effort from Hurts putting up 30.72 points but couldn’t pull off the win. Both offenses were disappointing but The STEELHAMMERS got one more stop than Big Odle Energy.

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