RANK 1

Burrow’s Basement Dwellers

W:1 L:1

LAST WEEK: #1

RANK 2

West Nile Viruses

W:2 L:0

LAST WEEK: #2

RANK 3

Dr.Blakery

W:2 L:0

LAST WEEK: #6

RANK 4

My Balls Be Achane

W:2 L:0

LAST WEEK: #4

RANK 5

Austin O. is a HoeBo

W:1 L:1

LAST WEEK: #3

RANK 6

MAXIMUS STEELHAMMER

W:1 L:1

LAST WEEK: #5

RANK 7

Big Odle Energy

W:1 L:1

LAST WEEK: #9

RANK 8

Let’s Try Purdy

W:0 L:2

LAST WEEK: #7

RANK 9

Johnsonville Rodsuckers

W:0 L:2

LAST WEEK: #10

RANK 10

The T-Dogg Experience

W:0 L:2

LAST WEEK: #9

Remaining at the top of the power rankings are the Dwellers, are we shocked? This what we come to expect from this team. When this team is firing on all cylinders they are the best team in the league. Best Quaterback check, best Coach check, best Tight End check. This feels like another dynasty we’ve had recently, THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS!!!!

The only thing that will hold this team back is their defense, but we know their denfensive coordinator only gets better with time.

The other team remaining at top is The Viruses. Josh Allen remains the best player in the AKL, with another 40 point game. The team spirits seem high as the whole team was spotted at their local Breadboard sharing one giant sub.

With injuries starting to pile up at the skill positions we have a little concern on the longevity of this team. But this team will go as far Allen takes them.

The most shocking rise so far is Dr.Blakery. First time starting 2-0, in fact this is the first time in franchise history they’ve won back to back. The worst franchise by win percentage is on a tear. This offense is el fugo and all thinks to Grok play calling. In fact there’s no coaches on the sideline. An airplane flys above taping the whole game and sends a play down directly to the players.

Will this hot streak keep up or will the motherboard overheat and shut down.

The creativity of this team is unmatched. This is the Austin Hall we’ve been waiting to see. He seems almost as loose out there calling plays as I’ve seen him on a Black Jack Table. I expect this team to be competing for a championship late into early January.

Keep an eye on the Quaterback room though, Dak Prescott is a proven vet who has put up great points, but this coaching staff has been on record stating their love for their back up Tyler Schough. Reports say their is tension in that QB room.

We expected the HoeBo’s to cool off a little after their week 1 performace but getting blown out was not on our Bingo Card. We don’t want to over react to a one week performance so that’s why they only drop one spot. This offense is still dangerous with the best Running Back duo in the league, the sky is the limit.

However, what concerns us is losing your starting Quarterback to a dislocated elbow will be something to overcome. But having an amazing run game is a good place to start.

Only dropping one spot is the STEELHAMMERS. This is a new and improved look from past years. Despite being 1-1 they had opportunities to win this game, just ran out of steam at the end. This shouldn’t play a factor when ranking teams but we can’t help the fact that this is the best looking team in the league. There’s a part of us that buys into the saying “Look Good, Play Good” and this team looks good.

Last thing to keep your eye on is The STEELHAMMERS have been very vocal on Dr.Blakers playcalling methods. They call for change on how we can use AI moving forward.

Squeaking a win out while your offense only put up only 113 points might speak volumes to your defense, or was it you played the worst offense in the league The Rodsuckers. Having the third lowest points in the league is a hard to win a lot of games, but on the other hand having the least amount scored on you shows levels to your defense.

We know defense wins championships but offenses make the playoffs. Having a good defense is a great foundation but how do you look when you play a scary offense.

Dropping to 0-2 is a new feeling for Bob Odle. After being in the championship game last year, Bob is staring 0-3 in the face as the defending champs are coming to town this week.

After the Quarterback controversy last week and deciding to start Brock Purdy this week causing a team name change. Purdy played really well but wasn’t good enough to get the win. Could this be the change that turned the tide, or are win in for a long season.

Boble’s coaching career is off to a awful start. During the offseason the Rodsucker’s moved off of Elijah because they felt they needed change. What they weren’t expecting was a stagnant offense. Recording the worst scoring offense in the league we have to start questioning Boble’s ablitiy to get the job done.

The only team to not score 115 points this season, they look to bounce back against The Achane’s. If they drop another stinker, we might be seeing a coaching change faster than we thought.

It has been a rough opening to the season for The T-Dogg Experience, who find themselves sitting at 0–2 after two weeks of action. To make matters worse, the injury report is beginning to look less like a fantasy-football roster and more like a hospital waiting room.

We’ll have to see who’s on the waver wire and see if Tracy Wilson can drag this team to a victory against The STEELHAMMERS this week.

One response to “Week 2 Power Rankings”

  1. Koala Quill Avatar

    Boble starting 0-2 after making the championship last year is hilarious. The panic button is definitely getting slammed!

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